THOUGHT 1
welcome to part 1 one of 296 where i write an essay on why every single floppy disk should be exterminated. Just look at that fucker on the right, doesn't it turn you on? I keep getting a boner no matter what whenever I see these guys lying around. Just look at his face and say they look ugly, no you cant say that, they are miracilous
But heres the problem, they are EVERYWHERE and I cannot walk around with a giant boner whenever I see them, It is embarassing because people say I am delusional for being attracted to floppy disks. But as my dear readers know I am not delusional or lunatic or insane or whatever you name it. I am a simple citizen, who is attracated to floppy disks.
I wish people would just understand me but they wont. So I came up with a solution: total annihilation of every single floppy disk on planet earth.
So what do you think, do you agree? if you don't, then stick around for part 2, maybe I will able to convince you.
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THOUGHT 2
today i make alien contact... here what happend: I was returning home after a long day of working at cheese inspectors Inc. where we inspect all kinds of cheese by taste tests and other scientifically conducted experimental methods. the alien smeel my cheese stink and greet with me and I was surpriesd because at school they teached me that alien dislike chese anyway I have a nice chat with alien adn tell him about cheese how it is made and where to get one for yourself nad ihe like d it so i gave him a good old donke cheese and he explode into billion ches after eating sadly :( in my opinion governmen t should treat aliens carefully whem they make full contact with us becasue cheese smelly make them sick... on the other hand i got alien explosion chees for free which is nise cause i havent paid rent for 4 months and i think they are coming af ter me ineed to go now bye. thought 3: le fungi
yesterday i was walkin on th forrest and i came acros a funny looking fungi shroomy bibbly bobble! i consumed it in one go without hesitation, and then the world started twitching and dancing and wobbly dobble as the rabbit jumped down the hole that is a rabbit hole and i share my thoughts on this experience as this polychromatically unexplainable perfect world was twisting before my eyes and thne i was happy with the resulting chaos that led to total collapse of observable universe however that was not the end as the everlasting donkey helped me explore the barren lands of shmurky shroom hills where dreams come folse and the frog knows too much about everything the world bank and the stocks market crashed as the train of false memories crashed into my wildly rotating plane of reality. two steps ahed and one step back, why do that if you can lay an egg? the gge cracked itself open and presented its contents to me: a pair of eggs, one of the eggs cracked itself open and presented its contents to me: egg, that egg cracked and then the oblivion made an omelette from that egg. to celevrate the eomelette, multiple interdimensional entites that resemble pink elephants with funny hats visited my house and rated the omelette 5/8 which meanspretty good. though this resulted with the rats going absolutely crazy and annihilating 1/8 of the entire party hats in the universes. at this point, the vision of shroom starts wearing off and thepink elephants leave my house i was left alone with a paper that says "so long and thank for the fish".
In short i like fungi that is what i think about fungi however there is a problem because the rats came back and talked to me, i should talk to an air fryer to get medical attaention.
