4: the oldest house





collective consciousness cannot escape the very first house that was built by no one. it planted itself into our minds and evolved with us. whenever we tried to escape, it shut its doors violently, shifted its geometry, expanded the rooms, rised the roofs, extended the corridors far beyond our sight and effectively stopped our attempts at reaching our maximum capacity.
 going out is not an option, we cannot exit the house, we didnt enter it, it built itself around us. it was to protect us from them, not to limit us. we are all residents of the oldest house.


5..my machine 


i had this funny looking machime for years, my grandfather give it tome... it can do a lot for example when i asked for a cup of tea it gave me demonic nightmares for seven days but thats not impotatnr because eventually i got my tea and it was delicious. wehn i asked for a favor it succesfully  reshaped the fabric of reality and all of my enemies ceased to exist, along with every single piece of information, memory and paper indicating their existence. to test its capabilitis, i asked for a hot cup of tea (40 degrees scpecifically) in a bagel shaped cup next to 5 different cookies. the machine then teleported every single egg into my lungs. i survived somehow.
currently its sits at my house, sometimes it surprises me with gifts like someone elses belongings and cheap pencils. i am so happy to have it.


to be continued... next week i declare war on lobster